looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round
For a friend who had troubles keeping track of the different sexual orientations. Sorry for not including all of them, I included the most common ones.
The illustration for Poly, Bi and Omni are just examples, of course.
i found a 6 pack of these paradise angry birds drinks yesterday. this isnt a drink with advertising for angry birds on it or sponsored by angry birds they literally have their own line of soft drinks. this ios game from 2009 has become a franchise so disproportionately large that its somehow managed to branch off and off and off again to the point where making a pineapple soft drink with one of these stupid wingless birds on it apparently makes sense to someone.
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
when teachers type google.com into a google search bar
it’s just. ferguson isn’t over. this shit won’t ever be over. but people have stopped reblogging, stopped posting, stopped raising awareness for this major event. people are still angry. i’m still angry. stay angry.
Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!
every class is art class if you dont care enough
His dad won’t help him pay for college, now that he came out as a boy. He makes fantastic plushies and art, and is taking commissions. Please donate or commission him asap!!
PLEASE help him!!
If you can’t donate, please reblog so others can see!! Thank you!!
I can’t pay, but I’ll try to help!